Neverisms by Mardy Grothe

Author:Mardy Grothe
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Nonfiction, Reference
ISBN: 9780062079398
Publisher: HarperCollins US
Published: 2011-05-10T04:00:00+00:00

Never date someone you work with. Especially the boss.

Never answer an advertisement seeking a “liberal room-mate.”

You probably are not that liberal.

“Never Choose a Loser”

ABIGAIL VAN BUREN, title of “Dear Abby” column

In a 1978 column, a fifteen-year-old Washington state girl asked Abby for advice about dating a twenty-nine-year-old divorced man who worked in a gas station. In writing the headline, Van Buren was probably influenced by the girl’s comment, “The poor guy has really had a messed-up life.” Abby finished with this admonition: “Never have anything to do with a fellow you can’t bring home and introduce to your parents.”

Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

GORE VIDAL

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